Get Ready to Party Like It's 1989! (Because it kinda will be!) 🎉🎶
Hey cool cats and kittens! 🐱
Are you ready to ZUMBA LIKE IT'S 1989?! 🕺💃 Because the Comedy Club 🤣 and UniSA Psychology Society 🧠 are teaming up to bring you the most bodacious, totally tubular, and possibly psychologically beneficial 🧘♀️ 80s ZUMBA Party this side of a time machine! 🕰️
Forget your modern-day woes, your TikTok dances, and anything that isn't neon or spandex! ✨ We're throwing it WAY back to when big hair reigned supreme 👑, boomboxes were king 📻, and nobody knew what "social media" was. (Ah, simpler times...) 😉
What to expect?
- Epic 80s Tunes: 🎶 Get ready to bust a move to all your favorite throwback jams! We're talking synth-pop, hair metal anthems, and enough power ballads to make you feel like you're in a montage. 🎬
- Serious Sweat & Smiles: 😅😊 Our ZUMBA instructor will have you grooving, shaking, and maybe even doing a little jazzercise. It's exercise, but like, the FUN kind that feels more like a dance party! 🎉
- A Healthy Dose of Hilarity: 😂 With the Comedy Club in the house (or at least, their spirit!), you know there'll be good vibes and probably a few questionable dance moves that will make you laugh until your abs hurt (or maybe that's just the ZUMBA 😉).
- Psychologically Approved Good Times: 🧠💖 The Psychology Society wants to remind you that laughter is the best medicine, and physical activity is great for mental health! So, technically, this is practically therapy. But with leg warmers.🦵
Event Deets to Stick in Your Trapper Keeper: 🗓️
- When: 15th August (Mark it down, dude!) 📅
- Time: 12:00 - 1:00 PM (Perfect lunchtime jam!) ⏰
- Where: UniSA Clubhouse, City West (Your new favorite blast from the past!) 📍
- Tickets: A measly $5! 💸 That's less than a cassette single back in the day! 📼
- Get Your Tickets NOW: Scan that rad QR code on the poster 🤳 or hit the link in our bio/event page! Don't be a square, grab yours before they're gone! 🎟️💨
Dress Code Suggestion: Think neon, acid wash, fanny packs, leg warmers, headbands, oversized blazers, and enough hairspray to deplete the ozone layer. 🌈👖👝🧦 Seriously, the more 80s, the better! 🤩
Come on down, "Turn back time, turn up the beat," 🎶 and experience the ultimate blend of fitness, fun, and pure 80s nostalgia. You'd be insane to miss it! 🤪
Please note: All ticket sales are final and non-refundable.